Imagine Being Druckmann

Original song: In Too Deep - Sum 41
Lyrics:
You're making a game,
Hoping for fortune and fame,
But, man, watching your dev team code is hard work,
Slave away talking to the press,
And blowing sunshine up your ass,
About the plot you wrote in one night,

You tell your devs to pick up the pace,
'Cause you just can't wait to be showered in praise,

Then your whole game leaks, still not out for weeks,
And the story is whack, imagine being Druckmann,
All the spoilers killed, hype you tried to build,
The world thinks you're a hack, imagine being Druckmann,
Imagine being Druckmann,

Your team's got a streak,
Of crunching sixty-hour weeks,
And then the rumours of them forced to watch snuff,
Dude, you can't treat people that way,
I mean, that shit is not okay,
You don't need for the deaths to look real that bad,

You try to pretend everyone's fine,
'Cause you don't want this shit to wind up online,

Now the whole world knows working for your blows,
Reputation is wrecked, imagine being Druckmann,
Put your team through pain while you bathe in fame,
I mean, what'd you expect? Imagine being Druckmann,
Imagine being Druckmann,
Imagine being Druckmann,
Imagine being Druckmann,

Take down memes with DMCA,
Even after the release day,
And ban the use of bad reviews,
You can't just choose reception that you get, dude,
So believe me, it's this easy,
To sit down and crank out more fucking memes,

All your game evokes, is a bunch of jokes,
It just doesn't get worse, imagine being Druckmann,
From industry jock, to a laughing stock,
Even Anthony Burch says imagine being Druckmann,
Imagine being Druckmann,
Imagine being Druckmann today,
Imagine being Druckmann,
Imagine being Druckmann today,
Imagine being Druckmann today,
Imagine being Druckmann today,

One must imagine Sisyphus happy, for at least he isn't Druckmann

I never understood why everyone just stopped talking about the crunch culture surrounding this game, and the fact that there are genuinely some people who were fine with it and thought it was a good way to go about making this game. Crunch culture is not a joke, and stuff like that shouldn’t be praised or excepted in any way shape or form. And all the people who defend last of us 2 and naughty dog’s scummy business practices are, unintentionally or not, adding more fuel to the flame and are essentially showing studios that they can get away with stuff like this and keep doing over and over. But hey what do I know? I’m just some random guy in the comment section of a 3 year old meme video. Funny as hell it was the worst thing I could think of

I for one, would like to thank Druckmann for 3 new meme templates.

Had to come back to this after factions got canned

Just gets more relevant by the days

TLOU2 Remaster barely looks any different lmao

We are so back boys!

Came back here after the TLOU2 Remastered trailer lmao

Coming back after Drumpman was "nominated" as an "industry legend."

Please spam this anywhere that posts the news.

Chris was highly keyed back in the day. Sad that chuds end up cucking to leftists and troons to get big in the industry.

>admit you wrote TLoU2 because you were mad at the IDF getting owned
>say you've grown from it
>2023
>post support of a civilian genocide by Israel
teh cycle of violins...

Good to see you all back here again

LAST OF US 2 REMASTER

Who is back after it got leaked that the games barely managed to break even?

Art

Doom Eternal: to think I only got a Music Award for that jackass😠.

Cuckmann's wife showed this to her boyfriend, who punished him severely.

This video gives me motivation to do some push ups, imagine being cuckman

TLOU2 still a piece of shit.

Recettear reference not even 2 seconds in, glorious

Cuckmann*

-« The last of us »

-« WOOO YEAH »

-« PART 2 »

-« … »

This is the greatest and only worthwhile thing this game has leaked from its pores

Aaaand TLOU 2 Factions just had its throat slit, Imagine being Druckmann rn

HOLY FUCK CORTEX COMMAND MENTIONED!!!!

After the success of the TLOU tv show and how faithful it was to the source, I'm eager to relieve the shit show of TLOU 2 when tv audiences get to experience this masterpiece of a pr dumpster fire

underrated song, chrous slaps

It's even funnier now that Part 1 on PC

Imagine making the most protected IP on the industry, then ruin it, then winning the most awards by cheating just to be beaten 2 years later by someone who is really passionate about the art, then saying that you'll learn from then just to release the worst PC port of the last few years, so bad in fact that the biggest games platform on PC had to change their refund policy.
Good lord imagine being a Druckman

Am I the only one disappointed that none of the Ace Attorney ones involved strangling Moe?

You know you fucked up when even Nazis make fun of you.

Aged like wine

im still asking myself, after years HOW it won the goty, but truth is, the game was rigged from the start

Sony releases last of us remake on pc 4 days after resident evil 4.

Sony: why isn't it selling j just don't get it

Welp
Season 2 of Last of Us show won't change the story
See yall back at this in about 5 years

I'm about to finish university, still have no job, and still live with my family.

But at least I'm not Druckmann.

Every minute of every episode is just leading up to a Joel -in-one.

Just as applicable with the TV show now

The show is proof that tlou was perfect because of Bruce Straley. Neil shouldn't write anything in his life ever again.

There needs to be a version of this for Justin Roiland.

I remember when Naughty Dog was about fun games like Crash and Jak, I can only imagine how pretentious those two would be at Druckmann's hands.

Someone please tweet this to Neil cuckman 😂

This is beyond amazing. The music is sick, the memes are well chosen.

But the lyrics and singing is just perfect. It was like you were made for this.

Elden Ring has more awards than TLOU2, nature is healing.

Imagine being Druckmann.

Wouldn't be me.

Imagine being Baker that sucked Drunkman off

Man, out of all the games to pick on, why The Last of Us Part 2? That game is great. I thought you were cool...